Hot Slut Of The Day!

The Dildomaker from designer Francesco Morackini! Have you ever sexed herself raw with a cucumber and thought to yourself that it would've been soooooo much better if the cucumber was circumcised and had a head? Well, Francesco Morackini heard your genitals' screams and thought of a machine that will turn almost anything into a ***-ready dildo! That candle sitting on your coffee table? You can *** it! That weird Sir Charles the Dog wine bottle holder from the Bombay Company your auntie got you f...